Green
and Beyond consists of two guys who like making games and stuff.
F1ak3r programs and makes weird
and annoying SFX that only he finds entertaining. He also draws the
uglier looking graphics. Basically, if something in one of our games
looks uncharacteristically ugly, it's his doing. He also writes waay
too much rubbish, as the opposite column so aptly demonstrates.
ESA makes awesome graphics,
awesome music, and awesome music. However, he's admitted that he can't
program, and he's also not the one who wrote this text (he did write this text though).
GreenAndBeyond.co.nr is hosted by the kind and benevolent Chris, of
CPSGames. You should name your firstborn after him. Especially if it's
a girl. |
The
meeting that eventually spawned Green And Beyond happened on one
fateful and stormy night, in the fabled realm of
Someplaceidontcaretonamerightnow (it's fabled because no ordinary place
would have such a ridiculously long name).
A part-time Grammar Nazi and unprofessional code monkey, F1akius
Suika1f (take that Louis Sachar!) was trudging down a long and lonesome
road, staring at the ground and crying about his inability to draw
things that didn't cause people's eyes to bleed.
All of a sudden, he saw a flash of green smoke in front (well, below,
because he was looking at the ground) of him, and tripped over a
magical hobo. Picking himself up, F1akius looked at the hobo with
wonder. He was of Turkish descent, and clad in a flowing purple robe
with a hood. He had a guitar in his hands and a joint in his mouth. His
holesome socks and the raggedy bits on his sleeves gave him away as a
magical hobo, rather than, say, a travelling musician-wizard.
When the hobo started to speak, F1akius knew that he was higher than
the hills, but not in a bad way. He introduced himself as Emrius Suirme
(that too, Sachar!), a travelling musician-wizard who had fallen on
hard times because of his addiction to broccolli, a popular narcotic in
the area. Despite his intoxicated state, F1akius decided Emrius would
make a great travelling companion, and invited the magical
hobo/travelling musician-wizard to join him on his quest.
F1akius and Emrius faced many dangers on their journey, having to use
their skills (coffee-drinking and magical silliness respectively) to
overcome many perils and tribulations along the way. Eventually, they
maxed-out their levels and defeated the Final Boss.
After this great victory, F1akius and Emrius decided that it
would
be totally awesome to, like, combine their powers and form a permanent
coillision. They didn't have a name for it though, so Emrius got high,
and they used "Green And Beyond", the first thing that came to his mind.
When not out exploring, purging the world of evil, and carving
themselves a place in the hearts of millions (with a real knife),
Emrius and F1akius hang around in the Fortress Of Good, also known as http://www.greenandbeyond.co.nr,
a place kindly donated to them by Chris PS, noble king of Giant Taco
Land, after F1akius suggested an alternate path for his regime, and
improved the kingdom's GDP by a whopping 2.3%. |
